It was indeed as worse as imagined, and as such I am the protagonist of the thread’s cautionary tale, midst all the talk of successes!
A word of advice to all you young turks like me who think “I’ve done a bit of welding, a bit of angle grinding, a bit of ploughing…how hard can it be?” Solder suckers and surface mount boards do not mix!

I must again heap praise upon Mr Clarkson for his, yet again, exemplary customer service. Yesterday my new board arrived (the prior having rather brutally had a diode and attached circuit board pads sucked off in the course of the above mentioned injudicious solder sucker application) replete with diode mod performed by Brian prior to sending it out.
I now see what the fuss was about! Incredible breadth of possibility with the communication between the two modules.
Thanks again to @odevices for going above and beyond the call of manufacturer’s duty.